It’d be no different. 

if there wasn’t religion for people to argue over, we will find something else to argue about. 

And by having Eric cheat on her with Ursula and Morgana.
And by having Eric be a heartless asshole.
And pertaining every chapter to sex.
And by pulling every twist out of her ass.
And by writing horribly.
And by having Ariel poop. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
And by having sucky original characters.

The writing made the characters unrecognizable. Seriously Leah Day. Stick to counting your teeth.

I must be the only person in existence who never liked Tiger Lilly.

First off, she was a floozy.

Secondly, she’s a silent booty hole.

Thirdly, I never liked how Peter had so much affection for a silent bitch who looked arrogant.

Fourthly, I hate her.

Fifthly, I like Wendy better.

WHERE DA HELL WAS TINKER BELL TO PULL HER HAIR??????

I don’t know where I’m going with this.

Sorry not sorry.